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The World Trade Center in Pasay recently transformed into the hottest party destination as AXE 2012: The Final Edition set heartbeats racing towards a pleasurable end of the world at the Halloween Cream Ball the ultimate venue for hottie-collecting from dusk ‘til dawn.
AXE turned male guests from being on the prowl for hot girls to those being hunted as AXE girls sprayed them with the fragrance at the entrance of the venue.  With its cool citrus scent blended with metallic notes and sensual woods, AXE 2012 rendered the ladies powerless over the alpha male appeal of the testosterone-driven party goers.
Celebrating a happy end of the world through trailblazing beats, the party organized by Big Fish Manila, featured a phenomenal line-up of music masters oozing with Axe confidence, including DJs MC Lavoce, John Paul Lee, Giuseppe Ottaviani, Dutch trance duo W&W and UK newcomer Ashley Wallbridge.
AXE also rewarded men and women who unleashed their wildest fantasies as the winners of the Best Pair Costume award took home two brand new iPads.
 
The party was punctuated by an electrifying stage performance from sexy female dancers who pumped up the mood.
Armed with AXE 2012: The Final Edition, there’s no stopping guys everywhere from fulfilling their deepest desires and wildest wishes¾not even the end of the world. So spray on the sexy and face the apocalypse head on with AXE 2012 – your only hope for a pleasurable survival before the end of the world.
AXE 2012: The Final Edition is available in leading supermarkets, department stores, and drugstores nationwide. 

RAWRRR LOOKADDATT!!!

The World Trade Center in Pasay recently transformed into the hottest party destination as AXE 2012: The Final Edition set heartbeats racing towards a pleasurable end of the world at the Halloween Cream Ball the ultimate venue for hottie-collecting from dusk ‘til dawn.

AXE turned male guests from being on the prowl for hot girls to those being hunted as AXE girls sprayed them with the fragrance at the entrance of the venue.  With its cool citrus scent blended with metallic notes and sensual woods, AXE 2012 rendered the ladies powerless over the alpha male appeal of the testosterone-driven party goers.

Celebrating a happy end of the world through trailblazing beats, the party organized by Big Fish Manila, featured a phenomenal line-up of music masters oozing with Axe confidence, including DJs MC Lavoce, John Paul Lee, Giuseppe Ottaviani, Dutch trance duo W&W and UK newcomer Ashley Wallbridge.

AXE also rewarded men and women who unleashed their wildest fantasies as the winners of the Best Pair Costume award took home two brand new iPads.

 

The party was punctuated by an electrifying stage performance from sexy female dancers who pumped up the mood.

Armed with AXE 2012: The Final Edition, there’s no stopping guys everywhere from fulfilling their deepest desires and wildest wishes¾not even the end of the world. So spray on the sexy and face the apocalypse head on with AXE 2012 – your only hope for a pleasurable survival before the end of the world.

AXE 2012: The Final Edition is available in leading supermarkets, department stores, and drugstores nationwide. 

Kung lalake ka, dalawa lang ang gusto mo sa buhay: kumain, saka maging habulin ng chicks. Kaya ka nag aaral, o nagt trabaho. Kaya mo iniimprove ang sarili mo. Hindi naman para sayo yan kundi para mapakita sa girls na karapat dapat kang maging tatay ng mga anak nila. Kung tutuusin, ang kagustuhang maging kaakit akit sa chicks ang nagpapa abante sa sibilisasyon. Ok lang naman sa lalake na maging bum at manirahan sa kweba at kumain ng daga habambuhay kung hindi lang magiging nakakadiri at nakakairita sa mga kababaihan.
Dahil sa kagustuhang magpasikat, ginusto ng lalake na iupgrade ang kweba sa magarang mansyon, ang kinakain na daga sa superb na mga putahe na pang-cooking show, tigilan ang hunting and gathering at magtayo ng mga space ship papunta sa buwan. Bakit kailangang gumawa ng mga bagay na mahihirap at basag ulong gawain? Bakit kailangan pang magpa abs? Bakit pa kailangan umakyat sa tuktok ng Everest? Bakit kailangan magchampion sa World Cup? Bakit kailangan mag imbento ng mga computer? Bakit kailangan matuto ng Dougie? Dahil sa girls. Kasi gusto magpasikat at maging habulin ng mga boys. Naging progresibo ang sangkatauhan lahat sa ngalan ng desire. Nagka football stars, rockstars, artistars at Ramon Bautistars.
Pero tignan mo sarili mo, caveman ka pa rin. At nalalapit na ang end of the world. Evolution takes millions of years but you have no time to lose. Para solb ka na, kumain ka na tapos mag spray ng Axe 2012 at maging habulin ng girls #beforetheworldends

Kung lalake ka, dalawa lang ang gusto mo sa buhay: kumain, saka maging habulin ng chicks. Kaya ka nag aaral, o nagt trabaho. Kaya mo iniimprove ang sarili mo. Hindi naman para sayo yan kundi para mapakita sa girls na karapat dapat kang maging tatay ng mga anak nila. Kung tutuusin, ang kagustuhang maging kaakit akit sa chicks ang nagpapa abante sa sibilisasyon. Ok lang naman sa lalake na maging bum at manirahan sa kweba at kumain ng daga habambuhay kung hindi lang magiging nakakadiri at nakakairita sa mga kababaihan.

Dahil sa kagustuhang magpasikat, ginusto ng lalake na iupgrade ang kweba sa magarang mansyon, ang kinakain na daga sa superb na mga putahe na pang-cooking show, tigilan ang hunting and gathering at magtayo ng mga space ship papunta sa buwan. Bakit kailangang gumawa ng mga bagay na mahihirap at basag ulong gawain? Bakit kailangan pang magpa abs? Bakit pa kailangan umakyat sa tuktok ng Everest? Bakit kailangan magchampion sa World Cup? Bakit kailangan mag imbento ng mga computer? Bakit kailangan matuto ng Dougie? Dahil sa girls. Kasi gusto magpasikat at maging habulin ng mga boys. Naging progresibo ang sangkatauhan lahat sa ngalan ng desire. Nagka football stars, rockstars, artistars at Ramon Bautistars.

Pero tignan mo sarili mo, caveman ka pa rin. At nalalapit na ang end of the world. Evolution takes millions of years but you have no time to lose. Para solb ka na, kumain ka na tapos mag spray ng Axe 2012 at maging habulin ng girls #beforetheworldends

Angas ng commercial ng Axe 2012.

Alam ko malakas na ang dating ko pero maghahanda din ako ng malaking barko pag mageend of the world na. Pag nag end of the world, magsasakayan ang ibat ibang klaseng girls from all over the world. Ako lang ang lalake. Akin lahat. Pero shempre may capacity din yung Ark ko. Maski naka perfect shorts lahat ng nakasakay, except sa akin na naka swimming trunks, baka bumigat at ma-overload at lalo lang wala nang magdala ng DNA ng human race pag tumaob at lumubog kami. Baka humybrid pa sa mga isda yung girls ko at maging sirena world ang mundo.

Pero bago ko problemahin yan, kailangan ko muna matuto ng marine engineering para makagawa ng ark. Ano yan, ina-assemble lang na parang lego? Kailangan ko din ng permit galing sa DENR kung gagamit ako ng maraming puno para sa barko. Tapos nun, hihintayin ko pa mag end of the world para mangyari yung grand scheme ko.

Papalpak yung mabubuo kong ark. Di ako marunong mag operate ng martilyo saka ang alam ko lang na kahoy ay yung tinatawag na morning wood. Malamang didiskarte na lang ako sa mga one true loves, crushes, reserve crushes ko bago umabot sa kawakasan ng daigdig. Yun lang, ang pinakaeffective na pick up line sa sitwasyong end of the world ay “hey babee, i have an ark..”

E kung mag spray nalang ako ng Axe ngayon para simple, dudumugin na ako ng chicks? Kung ikaw, sino gusto mo sumakay sa ark mo? Anong lahi? Baket?